Adjectives

Some adjectives that have never been used to describe me: tiny, petite, dainty, or graceful.

Running Man

I saw a man running this morning.  He was wearing, what can only be described as a Gatorade-filled Belt.  I can't decide if it is weird or genius.

Banana Peppers

I take deep, and possibly unnatural, pleasure in eating banana peppers.

Extremism

The only thing I am an extremist about...is to never be an extremist.

Loofahs

I am convinced that washcloths are wasted on my generation.

Skinny Jeans

Someone needs to explain to bigger girls that just because you are wearing "skinny jeans"- it does not make you skinny.